The Mega Nug
Mega Nug Questions
Is the Mega Nug real?
Yes. We have already created the first prototype in our headquarters in Hillsborough, North Carolina. Through this process, we’ve learned how, through innovative cutting, glueing, and sewing techniques, this product can be mass produced for the home furnishings market at a very affordable price.
Will you still honor the 30-day free trial/returns policy?
Like all Nugget orders, returns of the Mega Nug are only available to customers in the contiguous United States. For those customers, if you aren’t 100% satisfied with your Mega Nug, we will absolutely honor a return for a full refund. If your box(es) have not been opened, we’ll create a return label, and you can ship them back to us, no questions asked (except: “What you got against Mega Nug??”). If your Mega Nug has already been opened, you will need to forklift it (we recommend using at least two forklifts) to your nearest nonprofit restore, and secure a donation receipt.
Should I worry about the Mega Nug selling out?
Yes — we do expect a quick sellout on this product, due to the fact that even after dedicating 70% of our workforce to this effort entirely, we will only be able to produce three per year. We can’t say exactly when the Mega Nugget will go live, so just keep refreshing this page until you can’t anymore.
Will you accept PayPal for purchasing the Mega Nug?
Yes. For Mega Nug purchases we will accept PayPal, as well as Apple Pay, Bitcoin, gold bricks, galleons, rupees, Schrute Bucks and Stanley Nickels. For customers hoping to pay with Monopoly money, please reach out to our customer service team directly.
What is the length of the Mega Nug? Will it inside my home?
The Mega Nug is roughly 20 feet long. Whether it fits inside your home really is a case-by-case basis from customer to customer. As a rule of thumb, we recommend not purchasing the Mega Nug unless your home has at least one open space that is the size of a high school gymnasium.
Is the Mega Nug — a 40x-larger version of The Nugget — actually for sale?
No. April Fool’s!